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Today was a big day for Fingersmalloy.com. I loves me some Fark.com. To my surprise and delight, they linked my “Who Said It” piece. Since then, business has been booming here at The Snark Factor.
Being linked on Fark means that one of my blogging goals has been accomplished. Now it is on to step two, writing for Infowars.
Let’s face it, The Snark Factor and Infowars are a perfect pair. I like to make up crazy shit that makes my readers scratch their heads and question my sanity–and Infowars, well anyway…
So, my quest is to make up a conspiracy theory that Infowars can’t resist.
Hmmm…
I’m sitting at Starbucks right now, so I will include those corporate bastards. And what’s a good conspiracy theory without mentioning “the Jews?”
Okay, I’ve got it! This story will shock the world. My official audition for Infowars begins… Now!
Starbucks and Israel Team up to Taint Coffee in Attempt to Steal Ron Paul’s Pot of Gold!
Indianapolis- An investigative reporter has uncovered a plot by Starbucks and Israel to taint Carmel Macchiatos with a chemical agent that will brainwash unsuspecting coffee drinkers into becoming secret agents for the State of Israel.
The chemical, known as Zionisttakeoverzene, has been slipped into over 5,000 cups of coffee in the greater St. Louis area. At first the effects of Zionisttakeoverzene are harmless. It has been known to make many people show up in public places dressed like this:
However, the long term effects of Zionisttakeoverzene are troubling. Long term exposure to the chemical gives people the urge to steal Ron Paul’s pot of gold for “the Jews.”
I contacted Ron Paul–and in my mind he had this to say about this shocking story.
Listen, we all know that the Jews and Starbucks are after me pot of gold. This is old news. I am much more concerned that they are after me Lucky Charms.
I have contacted the FDA and the Obama Administration–and shared with them all the nonexistent evidence I have uncovered. To this date, I have heard nothing back from either entity.
What are they trying to hide?
Are they part of the cover up?
Only time and my vivid imagination will tell. Until then, keep reading The Snark Factor…
This just in! President Obama likes to drink and smoke. Finally, something we can agree on. So today I pose this question:
