Rep. Eric Massa was on Glenn Beck’s TV show today and made even more wild accusations regarding White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s recent behavior. Nobody at The Snark Factor was watching, but we believe these were the 6 most shocking statements made during the Glenn Beck show by Rep. Massa.

1. Rahm taped the 2008 World Series without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

2. Emanuel kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

3. Rahm hid the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

4. Emanuel has a tramp stamp tattoo of Nancy Pelosi’s face (Massa saw it in the shower.)

5. Rahm is the President of the Mr. Belvedere fan club.

6. Emanuel owns every Spice Girls CD and once called the group “the voice of my generation.”

Serious allegations; some of which may call for a special prosecutor. I will investigate the accuracy of these charges until I take a nap.