President Obama To Host Root Beer Summit With Boy Scouts And The SEIU

Posted on August 11th, 2010 by Fingers Malloy

 

As reported exclusively on The Snark Factor, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue Boy Scouts International, after several Boy Scouts booed Obama during his speech at the annual Boy Scout Jamboree.

Reaction to this powerful story spread over the Internet like wildfire. But as you know, The Snark Factor will not shy away from controversy. There are new developments regarding the four Boy Scouts that allegedly assaulted an SEIU recruiter at the Jamboree.

To give you background on that part of Scout-gate, here is a blurb from my original post regarding the Boy Scouts gone wild.

The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.

The White House has announced that President Obama will host a Root Beer Summit on the East Lawn. When the summit will be held is not yet known.

The guest list includes the four Boy Scouts accused in the alleged assault, the SEIU recruiter, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, George Soros, the cast from the hit television show Glee, the 1986 Chicago White Sox, Kathy Griffin, Jared from Subway, Levi Johnston, Joy Behar, Dustin Diamond, Bonnie Franklin and Howard Dean.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had this to say about the Root Beer Summit;

Let’s face it–this is an excellent opportunity for the White House to bully Boy Scouts International into donating 20 million dollars to a fund that will help the SEIU unionize the Boy Scouts.

Can you imagine, all those little kids with the uniforms and survival skills being in a union? Nothing will stop us, not even Ben Quayle.

Will the lawsuit continue? I will put down my beer and update you as this story develops…

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After Obama Gets Booed At Jamboree, Justice Department To Sue Boy Scouts

Posted on August 9th, 2010 by Fingers Malloy

After being booed by Boy Scouts at their annual Jamboree, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue the 100 year old organization.

This is from a written statement just released by the White House :

The President instructed his Attorney General, Eric Holder to sue Boy Scouts International for voter intimidation. We have photos of two Boy Scouts standing outside a polling station in Branson, Missouri during the 2008 Presidential election. This tyranny shall not stand.

When reached for comment, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said:

Let me be clear, we need to examine what the Boy Scouts are all about. This is an organization that dresses children in uniforms and takes them into the woods and teaches them survival techniques and other skills that are out of the mainstream.

They are just as dangerous to this country as the Michigan Militia. We are going to do what we do best in these situations, lawyer up and sue baby!

I will closely follow this story until I need a nap.

UPDATE 1:02 PM!

FBI officials along with the ATF have raided the Boy Scout Jamboree. They have confiscated 3200 pocket knives and stopped 3 Boy Scouts that were trying to help an old lady cross the street.

UPDATE!!! 2:54 PM

The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.

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