The Democrats are determined to pass their version of health care reform in the face of tremendous opposition from the American people.  Today’s poll is inspired by Congressional Democrats and the Obama Administration. Why? Because this poll gives you many terrible options and after it is done you will be left with a feeling of confusion and a sense that something was taken from you.

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It looks like the Dems are going to go it alone on health care. This is from a story on Breitbart.com:

One senior Democratic congressional aide, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Obama “gave folks 4-6 weeks before we go it alone” without Republican support.

6 weeks huh? So the topic of tonight’s Snark Factor Poll is the magical deadline.

For the entire Breitbart article, click here.

There are two things I am sure you know:

1. The Health Care Summit is today.

2. Your inside source to the Health Care Summit is Fingersmalloy.com

I have a copy of the real bill. How did I get a copy? I would love to tell you, but quite honestly I am not proud of what I had to do to get my hands on the “real” bill. Next time you see me, you owe me a beer.

Here are the eight most shocking things about Obamacare. Why eight? Because if it were ten I would be ripping off David Letterman.

1. The Food and Drug Administration will mandate that all Stuckey’s restaurants replace butter with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

2. The Federal Government will take over Stuckey’s restaurants, because they are too big to fail.

3. The Obama Administration will demand Denny’s restaurants recall every serving of Moons Over My Hammy served between 2006-2010.

4. The head of the Food and Drug Administration will warn Americans to “Not eat at Denny’s.”

5. Congress will call on the President of Denny’s to testify in front of the House, to try and defend Denny’s serving bad food to drunks at 2AM all across the United States.

6. Declare Vice President Joe Biden “Batman.”

7. Outlaw Sarah Palin.

8. Create a 2800 page health care bill that no American will read and then make everyone believe Bill Gates will pay for it all.

There you have it, the inside scoop on health care. You owe me a beer.

Day 6 of Palmgate and unrest has spread to Iran. Thousands of protesters rushed into the streets of Tehran to demonstrate, as frustration mounts over the continuing mystery as to what exactly Sarah Palin had written on her hand during her teabagger speech on Saturday.

It is no coincidence that this protest and Iran declaring itself a nuclear state was announced on Sarah Palin’s birthday. What are you hiding Governor Palin? When will the madness stop? What was on your hand?*

*I get all of my news from Keith Olbermann

Here is a video of the real protest. While liberals are focused on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and Obamacare the Iranians are staying busy.

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Liberals are mad, hopping mad thanks to the Stupak amendment. The amendment, added to the PelosiCare bill approved by the House on Saturday night, prohibits the use of federal dollars for providing abortions, either through a government plan or through a subsidized private insurance plan.

A letter sent to Speaker Pelosi from 40 members of the House made it clear that they will not support any final conference report that includes the amendment.

From The Hill;

Reps. Diana DeGette (Colo.) and Louise Slaughter (N.Y.) led the group of Democrats in writing to Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) threatening to withhold support for a final conference report if it strictly prohibits federal funding for abortion services. 

“We will not vote for a conference report that contains language that restricts women’s right to choose any further than current law,” reads a draft of the letter. 

DeGette and Slaughter, who is the chairwoman of the powerful Rules Committee, also wrote President Barack Obama requesting a meeting on the issue next week.

What many liberals do not want to understand is that the federal government can restrict abortion and a woman’s “reproductive rights.” Many of the same liberals that love Pelosicare conveniently ignore mandates that this bill will impose on every American.

From the House Ways and Means ranking Republican,  Rep. Dave Camp;

Today, Ranking Member of the House Ways and Means Committee Dave Camp (R-MI) released a letter from the non-partisan Joint Committee on Taxation (JCT) confirming that the failure to comply with the individual mandate to buy health insurance contained in the Pelosi health care bill (H.R. 3962, as amended) could land people in jail.  The JCT Letter  makes clear that Americans who do not maintain “acceptable health insurance coverage” and who choose not to pay the bill’s new individual mandate tax (generally 2.5% of income), are subject to numerous civil and criminal penalties, including criminal fines of up to $250,000 and imprisonment of up to five years.

In response to the JCT letter, Camp said:  “This is the ultimate example of the Democrats’ command-and-control style of governing – buy what we tell you or go to jail.  It is outrageous and it should be stopped immediately.”

There you have it liberals, the bill you want so badly to pass provides precedent for the government to control what you do with your body. If you do not have the “right to choose” whether or not you want to be a part of Pelosicare, then you really do not have the ultimate “right to choose” to have an abortion. At least abortion is still legal and you will not get thrown in jail for 5 years if you get one, yet…

Chew on that…