Hey buddy, it’s your pal Fingers. We have had some great times together. Remember Crystal Pepsi? No? Moving on.
Listen, this whole Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars thing–yeah we need to talk.
I will first start off with my conservative friends. Trying to get Bristol to win is not some sort of victory for us all. The only thing you are doing by obsessing with this is making yourselves look bad. It’s a TV show.
To my liberal friends–I know you have had a bad couple of weeks. And Bristol may win Dancing with the Stars. But there is no reason to let your heads explode thinking that this is some sort of tea party victory. It’s a TV Show–which leads me to speak with everyone else.
Stop watching Dancing with the Stars!
What the hell is wrong with you people?!?
You pop your popcorn with breathless anticipation to see this show?
You fill your DVR’s with hours of this crap? WHY???
And it’s bad enough that you watch this shit, but then you make it worse by making everyone else hear about it the next day.
“Did you see David Hasselhoff try and do the Cha Cha last night? He looked silly.”
Of course he looked silly, he was drunk! Oh, and while on his 8th whiskey sour, some TV producer whispered in his ear that he should do the flippin Cha Cha!
The man was freakin Knight Rider and now he is drunk, doing the Lindy for your amusement???
What have you done to Hasselhoff America?
What have we done to ourselves?
Thanks to The Other McCain for the Link love!
And thanks to The amatoactivists Daily!
Thanks to Linkiest for the link love!