Earlier today, a heavily armed leftist nut-job by the name of James Jay Lee stormed the Discovery Channel Communications building in Maryland. He was motivated by his hatred for human population growth and babies that kill Mother Earth.

Hopped up on Al Gore lies and Sanka, he had a list of demands that he wanted met before he would release any hostages. For the entire text of his demands, click here.

The situation is now under control after police shot Lee. No word yet if he decided to not have the bullets removed–and relieve Mother Earth of the burden of his existence.

As you know, The Snark Factor is never satisfied unless we do our own research. I discovered six of Lee’s demands not reported by any other media outlet. This is the kind of  journalistic excellence that has not been seen since the Teapot Dome Scandal.

The Lee 6–in his own words.

1- Bring back Crystal Pepsi. I loved drinking it with slow gin.

2- I want an autographed picture of Menudo. The original lineup, NO TRICKS!

3- I want a Toyota Prius filled with the following items; 6 copies of An Inconvenient Truth, Keith Olbermann’s hair brush and a ball cap that was worn by Michael Moore.

4- I want my own show on MSNBC. In fact, give me Ed Schultz’s time slot. I also want his bucket of crazy.

5- I specifically want the 15 minutes of fame owned by D.C Douglas, minus the vinegar scent.

6- I want a beer summit with President Obama at the White House. The guest list will include Kathy Griffin, Dustin Diamond, the ghost of Gary Coleman, Carrot Top, Linda Lavin, John Cusack, Joan Cusack and Snookie.

As reported exclusively on The Snark Factor, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue Boy Scouts International, after several Boy Scouts booed Obama during his speech at the annual Boy Scout Jamboree.

Reaction to this powerful story spread over the Internet like wildfire. But as you know, The Snark Factor will not shy away from controversy. There are new developments regarding the four Boy Scouts that allegedly assaulted an SEIU recruiter at the Jamboree.

To give you background on that part of Scout-gate, here is a blurb from my original post regarding the Boy Scouts gone wild.

The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.

The White House has announced that President Obama will host a Root Beer Summit on the East Lawn. When the summit will be held is not yet known.

The guest list includes the four Boy Scouts accused in the alleged assault, the SEIU recruiter, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, George Soros, the cast from the hit television show Glee, the 1986 Chicago White Sox, Kathy Griffin, Jared from Subway, Levi Johnston, Joy Behar, Dustin Diamond, Bonnie Franklin and Howard Dean.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had this to say about the Root Beer Summit;

Let’s face it–this is an excellent opportunity for the White House to bully Boy Scouts International into donating 20 million dollars to a fund that will help the SEIU unionize the Boy Scouts.

Can you imagine, all those little kids with the uniforms and survival skills being in a union? Nothing will stop us, not even Ben Quayle.

Will the lawsuit continue? I will put down my beer and update you as this story develops…