As reported exclusively on The Snark Factor, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue Boy Scouts International, after several Boy Scouts booed Obama during his speech at the annual Boy Scout Jamboree.

Reaction to this powerful story spread over the Internet like wildfire. But as you know, The Snark Factor will not shy away from controversy. There are new developments regarding the four Boy Scouts that allegedly assaulted an SEIU recruiter at the Jamboree.

To give you background on that part of Scout-gate, here is a blurb from my original post regarding the Boy Scouts gone wild.

The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.

The White House has announced that President Obama will host a Root Beer Summit on the East Lawn. When the summit will be held is not yet known.

The guest list includes the four Boy Scouts accused in the alleged assault, the SEIU recruiter, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, George Soros, the cast from the hit television show Glee, the 1986 Chicago White Sox, Kathy Griffin, Jared from Subway, Levi Johnston, Joy Behar, Dustin Diamond, Bonnie Franklin and Howard Dean.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had this to say about the Root Beer Summit;

Let’s face it–this is an excellent opportunity for the White House to bully Boy Scouts International into donating 20 million dollars to a fund that will help the SEIU unionize the Boy Scouts.

Can you imagine, all those little kids with the uniforms and survival skills being in a union? Nothing will stop us, not even Ben Quayle.

Will the lawsuit continue? I will put down my beer and update you as this story develops…

As many of you know, when it comes to the race for Congress in Arizona District 3 — I am in the tank for Pamela Gorman. Last Thursday was Pamela Gorman Day on FTR Radio — and it was a huge success. Unlike Katie Couric, I like to let you know up front that I’m biased.

She is running against nine other candidates. The most well known of her opponents is Ben Quayle.(son of former V.P. Dan Quayle)

Quayle just recently moved to Arizona. Fortunately, he picked a house in a congressional district that has an open seat. What are the odds?

There has been some play about a Quayle mail piece that had a photo of him with 2 kids in his lap. The impression was left to the casual reader that they are Quayle’s kids, they are not.

From RedState:

Quayle sent out a mail piece of him holding one young child with another in a seat. The caption under it reads, in part, “Tiffany and I live in this district and we are going to raise our family here.”

To be fair, the mail piece does not claim that the kids are Ben’s. But I’m sure that if it were to leave the impression on Arizona voters that the kids are his and that Quayle is a strong family man, his campaign staff would be okay with that.

So to sum up — Ben Quayle just moved to Arizona, got married, adopted a dog and is now running for Congress. Any more politician clichés available?

Get this man some babies to kiss and pass the apple pie! Stat!!!

*My thanks go out to Melanie Hall for the artwork.

After being booed by Boy Scouts at their annual Jamboree, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue the 100 year old organization.

This is from a written statement just released by the White House :

The President instructed his Attorney General, Eric Holder to sue Boy Scouts International for voter intimidation. We have photos of two Boy Scouts standing outside a polling station in Branson, Missouri during the 2008 Presidential election. This tyranny shall not stand.

When reached for comment, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said:

Let me be clear, we need to examine what the Boy Scouts are all about. This is an organization that dresses children in uniforms and takes them into the woods and teaches them survival techniques and other skills that are out of the mainstream.

They are just as dangerous to this country as the Michigan Militia. We are going to do what we do best in these situations, lawyer up and sue baby!

I will closely follow this story until I need a nap.

UPDATE 1:02 PM!

FBI officials along with the ATF have raided the Boy Scout Jamboree. They have confiscated 3200 pocket knives and stopped 3 Boy Scouts that were trying to help an old lady cross the street.

UPDATE!!! 2:54 PM

The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.

Well kids, Pamela Gorman Day was a huge success. Yesterday her campaign coffers swelled to over 1 biiilllliooon dollars. Much of that credit goes to everyone that listened to FTR Radio’s wall to wall coverage of PamelaPalooza. Thank you!

The lead up to yesterday was fun. I thought it would be funny to make up a bunch of ridiculous statements about Pamela Gorman and tweet them with the hashtag #pamelagormanfunfacts. I heart Twitter.

Well it didn’t take long for me to gravitate to some old Chuck Norris fun facts. I repackaged some of them as Pamela Gorman fun facts and included a new car smell. Others joined in on the fun. It was pretty successful.

Later I found out that CQ Politics noticed our shenanigans-and wrote about them on CQPolitics.com. Fingers Malloy on CQ Politics? All I can say is- it’s about time.

From CQ Politics:

Random can be funny. Just ask “Fingers Malloy.”

Malloy came up with a clever way to invite listeners to tune into “Pamela Gorman Day” on his online radio show, “The Snark Factor.”

He tweeted fictional and clearly silly “fun facts” about Gorman, a Republican running for the House in Arizona’s 3rd district.

Then others joined in.

Here are the contributions to #pamelagormanfunfacts that made us LOL, groan, or both:

• “Crop circles are @PamelaGorman’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.”
• “@PamelaGorman can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.”
• “@PamelaGorman knows where Carmen Sandiego is.”

My thanks go out to Katherine Rizzo and CQ Politics. To read the entire post, click here.

Today is Pamela Gorman Day.

I remember my first Pamela Gorman Day like it was yesterday. The family and I got up early to decorate the tree with Arizona flags and pistols. The traditional Pamela Gorman Day feast was out of this world.

Most of you are probably wondering what’s usually served at a Pamela Gorman Day feast. It doesn’t matter what you eat on Pamela Gorman Day, as long as at one time the main course had parents.

This year Pamela Gorman Day is significant for many Americans. You see, Pamela is running for Congress in the 3RD district of Arizona.  She is one of many people running against an inexperienced candidate that is very well funded, with a famous last name.

But Pamela is the type of candidate that conservatives can enthusiastically support. She has a strong record of fiscal responsibility and she is determined to secure our borders.

Not wanting to shortchange her constituents, Pamela resigned her seat in the Arizona State Senate to run for Congress. That my friends, shows character.

So today on FTR Radio, we are dedicating our broadcast schedule to all things Pamela Gorman. We did not make this decision casually, we believe in her.

Tune in today to learn more about this fantastic leader. If you like what you hear, check out her website and make a donation to her campaign. I know I will.

FTR Radio

Pamela Gorman 2010

Today a federal judge put the brakes on the new Arizona law that cracked down on illegal immigration.

From Yahoo News:

A federal judge dealt a serious rebuke to Arizona’s immigration law on Wednesday when she put most of the crackdown on hold just hours before it was to take effect.The ruling by U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton sets up a lengthy legal battle as Arizona fights to enact the nation’s toughest-in-the-nation law. Republican Gov. Jan Brewer said the state likely appeal the ruling and seek to get the judge’s order overturned.

But for now, opponents of the law have prevailed: The provisions that angered opponents will not take effect, including sections that required officers to check a person’s immigration status while enforcing other laws.

While it is shocking that the judge overturned a law that mirrors federal law, what is even more shocking about her decision is the new rights that this liberal judge has granted illegals. They include the following;

• Illegals can now tape all Major League Baseball games without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
• They are now allowed to beat to a pulp anyone that replaces their butter with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
• At parties, Illegals are now permitted to “double dip” their potato chips in dip. However, this behavior is still not permitted when dipping chips in salsa.
• They are now allowed to vote.
• Illegals are now permitted to tear the tags off their mattresses.
• They can now receive illegal cable, because if you are in the country illegally-why should you be forced to pay for cable TV?
• Illegals can smoke in the non-smoking section of restaurants.(I kid, the state can still regulate smoking)
• They can have an abortion up to the 41st trimester.

Shocking developments. I will continue to cover this story until I need a nap.

Oliver Stone stirred up controversy with comments he made about Adolf Hitler and the Jews. If you want some background on what he said, click on this link to an article in The Daily Mail.

I wanted to get to the bottom of some of his hateful, anti-Semitic rhetoric. So I set up a fake interview with Mr. Stone. His schedule was wide open for The Snark Factor, mostly because the interview never took place. But if it did, I imagine it would go something like this.

Fingers Malloy- Mr. Stone, thank you for joining me.

Oliver Stone- No problem, unless you are a filthy Jew. If that’s the case you need to go dominate the media somewhere else.

FM- Wow, again with the Jews Mr. Stone?  You really believe they run the…

OS- (Interrupts) I want to clear the air on my comments about the Jews running the media. Of course I was exaggerating. Not all Jews run the media. Just one. His name is Sal Schwartz. He drinks a lot of coffee and has a cocaine problem, but he monitors all the media. He looks to screw anyone who says anything bad about Israel. He never sleeps. I want him dead.

FM- You aren’t serious?

OS- One time he ventured outside his Jew bunker. I hit him with my car. He went back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. But then he got up, like some sort of Hebrew cyborg. It was the damnedest thing. If you read this Sal, your kosher ass is mine. Feel me?

FM- Yeah, um let’s switch gears and talk about your remarks on Hitler.

OS- I know what you are doing here and I am going to put a stop to it. Yes Hitler was a bad guy, but in the grand scheme of things much worse has come from Germany than Hitler. Have you heard German electronic techno music? Hitler is so 1938, but that music is killing people right now. And let’s not even discuss Kathy Griffin.

FM- Kathy Griffin?

OS- Yes Kathy Griffin, she’s worse than Hitler. At least Hitler forced those people into the ovens. Kathy Griffin makes me want to stick my head in an oven. And to think, she had to pay Levi Johnston to hang out with HER. What does that tell you about her and the Germans? And I will not even mention Hasselhoff.

FM- You are quite mad sir.

OS- I like orange marmalade.

I have had a lot of people tell me that they love a bit we did with The Snark Factor Players a few months ago. They performed a dramatic reading of the text messages that got Tiger Woods in trouble. Now, this bit is in movie form…

I am very happy to have conservative blogger Sister Toldjah join my on the big show. Michelle Moore and Molly Teichman both stop by and it’s fun-fun-fun…

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My guest was Rebecca Wales, Communication Director at Smart Girl Politics.

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