I hate the word fascist. Most people who use the word have no idea what it is like to live in a country unfortunate enough to live under the thumb of one. How often has the word fascist been used by a liberal to describe a conservative? Bush is a fascist!  Cheney is a Fascist! McCain is a, oh wait they never said that. Even liberals know McCain isn’t a conservative.

Progressives worry that most conservatives are pro life AND Christian. They shout at us that we have no right to force our values on them. But I ask you, who are the people trying to change America and micromanage the way we live?

In California, libs want to ban black cars. (www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/26/AR2009032603316.html)

Progressives want to regulate the size of your car, because SUV’s are evil. (www.bansuvs.com)

Dems are the first to want to make sure you eat right. Their solution as always, more government regulation! Bye bye Trans-fats. (www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/pr2006/pr114-06.shtml)

While they are at it, you are fat and drink too much soda! So the libs want to tax it. Don’t worry though; the money will pay for health care for your fat ass. (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html)

But wait, there’s more. Why not ban fast food restaurants all together?? (http://www.douglassreport.com/dailydose/dd200808/dd20080808a.html)

Hey stupid! Don’t listen to your iPod while you are walking. What are you an idiot?? (http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/4085)

Well if cigarettes don’t kill, the taxes on them will. Second hand smoke is bad, so progressives want to be able to tell you where you can smoke. Libs will even go so far as to try and ban you from smoking in your own home. (www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/09/13/BA1BS4NJH.DTL)

Speaking of homes, libs would like you to paint the roofs on your houses white for the good of the planet. (http://green.yahoo.com/news/afp/20090526/sc_afp/climatewarmingusbritainchu.html)

Dems would like to put a monitor in your home on your thermostat to track your energy use. (http://www.newswithviews.com/NWV-News/news26.htm)

Liberals want to ban right wing talk radio by passing the Fairness Doctrine. (http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0209/Sen_Harkin_We_need_the_Fairness_Doctrine_back_.html)

However, progressives will leap to the defense of a bitter old comedian making jokes about the rape of a child, because she is the spawn of a conservative they can’t stand. Remember libs are the champions of free speech, as long as they agree with you. (http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977712081)

Dems hate homeschooling. They would rather have your child go to a failing public school and be taught by a member of the NEA. If they can’t pass legislation to ban it, they will have an activist bench do their dirty work.    (www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=58053 )

I give you a typical day in Liberal America.  Imagine driving your non-black car that is the size of a golf cart to go pick up your three kids from a failing public school. Good luck getting the kids in your green Prius, maybe if they all hold their breath???

On the way home you want to buy some takeout food. Fast food is banned and so is trans-fat, whew thank you libs! Oh, if you want a soda with your non fast food meal, they will tax it to pay for universal health care. But if you ever get really sick you may die waiting to get treated, in which case they get to keep that money. It’s a win win!

In the car you can’t listen to conservative talk radio, which was banned because of the Fairness Doctrine. You will listen to NPR and like it comrade! Don’t worry; their special guest today is Reverend Wright.

As you pull into your condo with a roof painted white, you wonder what the temperature in your home will be. Remember, the government regulates that now. You would love to have a cigarette, but the smokers lounge for your condo community is in a cellar 3 blocks away. You don’t feel like walking that far without your iPod.

But at the end of the day,  you can sit down and enjoy David Letterman make jokes about the statutory rape of a 14 year old girl. We will always have that….