In a move that shocked communists all over America, NPR signed Karl Rove to a three year contract Friday. Rove will provide analysis and commentary on such popular NPR shows as…

I contacted NPR President Vivian Schiller, and she had this to say about the Rove hiring:

You know, five years ago I wanted that man taken out of the White House in handcuffs. But did you see how he tore apart Christine O’Donnell? I mean wow! His anger was so delicious that it had to be fattening.

The irrational hate Rove spewed after that witch won the Delaware primary, it showed me that he was NPR material.

Diane Rehm, of NPR ‘s The Diane Rehm Show likes the idea of Rove joining the NPR family:

You know, five years ago I wanted that man taken out of the White House in handcuffs. But did you see what he had to say about that idiot Sarah Palin? (Rove recently said in an interview that Palin doesn’t have what it takes to be President.)

The comments he made about that hayseed moron demonstrated the kind of journalistic integrity that fits NPR’s code of ethics… or something.

I was able to track down Mr. Rove. When I asked him about his new NPR contract he said:

Who the hell are you and how did you get in my garage?!?

I will continue to follow this story until I need a nap.*

*Warning, a portion or all of this story is complete b.s.

I must confess, I am not a frequent visitor to Hillbuzz.org. The site was created to support Hillary Clinton during the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Kevin DuJan is the editor at the site–and after being confronted with the same bullying tactics from his own party that we conservatives have been attacked with for decades–he left the Democrat Party for good.

Mr. DuJan (who supports Governor Palin for President in 2012) wrote an open letter to Rush Limbaugh yesterday. It’s a must read.

Here is an excerpt:

Dear Rush,

It’s my great hope that some of your listeners find a way to get this letter to you, or that it makes it to “Snerdley” and finds its way into your hands. I don’t think even you understand just how much damage Obama has done to the Democrat Party — to the point where formerly lifelong Democrats like myself, and everyone here at HillBuzz.org, are actively working to expose the party andliterally burn it to the ground for the good of the country.

None of this is being reported in the media, but a Civil War in the Democrat ranks has been raging since May 31st, 2008…a date every Hillary Clinton supporter knows well, because that was the date of the Democrat Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting where Howard Dean (then-DNC Chair), Donna Brazile, and scores of other Kool-Aid slurping Obama flunkies took off their masks and revealed the full extent of the Leftist coup that had taken over the party.  This was the day when the DNC took delegates Hillary Clinton won in Michigan away from her and handed them to Obama (despite the fact he wasn’t even on the primary ballot in that state, because he removed his name when his campaign realized he’d come in third in that race).

May 31st, 2008 was a day when Hillary “babes” (as you call us sometimes) like us flew to Washington in large numbers to stand outside the Marriott near the National Zoo, where this Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting was held, to shout for the DNC to count all the votes and operate the nominating process fairly — but they refused.  The anger over that day has never abated. In fact, it’s grown considerably since then.

This was the determining factor in millions of us leaving the Democrat Party for good. This was the day when the P.U.M.A. movement began — in response to Donna Brazile’s calls for “party unity” following the Rules & Bylaws Committee Meeting, we “Hillary babes” said “Party Unity My A$$” (or People United Means Action, depending on how you want to phrase it).  Exit polls showed 8 million PUMA voted Republican for the first time in our lives in the fall of 2008…casting ballots for McCain/Palin (and in truth, mainly for Palin, whom we support, and not to a small degree because she receives many of the same attacks lobbed at Hillary Clinton all these years).

It is a long piece, but it is a great history lesson for anyone not familiar with what happened to the millions of Hillary supporters during, and after the campaign. 

It’s also another example of how blind loyalty to political parties in this country needs to end.

That’s why it is so important for the Tea Party movement to continue the pressure on the Republican Party after November 2nd to make sure their candidates remember why they got elected.

Read the entire Hillbuzz.org piece here.

Yesterday, Joy Behar called Nevada Republican Senatorial candidate Sharon Angle a “bitch” who is “going to hell.”

All this because Angle has the nerve to oppose Harry Reid.

Well Angle responded to this idiocy by sending Behar flowers–with a note thanking Joy for having helped Sharon raise over $100,000 in campaign donations since Behar’s rant.

This did not set well with The View’s village idiot. This was her response:

Did you notice the money quote?

I’d like to point out that those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants–and they aren’t voting for you bitch!

Wow. Where to begin? I will ignore her racist statement (it’s debatable) about flower picking illegal immigrants and focus on the second part of her stupid statement:

…and they aren’t voting for you bitch!

I don’t know about the Bronx, but in much of the United States it is illegal for illegals to vote. (I know, try and contain your eye-roll)

So you ARE right Joy, they will not be voting for Angle. (although thanks to ACORN leftovers I’m sure many will vote for Reid, whether they want to or not)

And Joy is pissed off because Angle is destroying people?

How is Angle destroying people? By running a Senatorial campaign?

I’m confused. Angle is making speeches and running ads–speeches and ads can destroy people?

How? With words?

We have a lot of very sensitive humanoids out there if they can be destroyed by the words of Sharon Angle. If Joy is right and people are being destroyed by campaign rhetoric, is there any hope left for humanity??? (other than Barack Obama)

Behar finished her soap box rant by saying that she is offended when people who work for a living are made to look like villains.

Really Joy?

Really???

What do you think of those hard working tea party folks Joy? Do you celebrate their right to protest trillions of dollars being wasted in Washington? Or are they villains?

Behar doesn’t care about illegals–Joy doesn’t care about working people–she only cares about looking like she cares about illegals and working people.

And when other human beings listen to the words that exit Joy Behar’s face they all end up slightly dumber for the experience…

Election season took a strange turn on Tuesday when Democrats across the country turned their focus away from Republicans–and shifted blame for everything that has gone wrong over the previous two years towards Minnesota Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre’s broken ankle.

In an internal DNC memo that was obtained by Fingersmalloy.com through a significant bribe thrown at Susan Estrich, the Democrats’ new strategy is revealed:

We can’t continue to attack Republicans over the bad economy. That strategy is as old as a premise for a Joy Behar comedy bit.

We need to find a new scapegoat–and that scapegoat needs to be Favre’s ankle. I bet it sent sexy text messages to Snooki, let’s use that in the Reid-Angle race.

It is no coincidence that once this memo was posted on Wikileaks, the attacks on Favre’s ankle came fast and furious.

At a campaign rally in Nevada five minutes ago, Senator Harry Reid said:

Brett Favre’s ankle is responsible for all of the problems in this country–from global warming to the Teapot Dome scandal.

I don’t care that Favre’s ankle is light-skinned and does not use a Negro dialect, unless it wanted to have one. Favre’s ankle needs to be stopped.

Sixty seconds later in Tennessee, Vice President Joe Biden had this to say about Favre’s ankle:

When the stock market crashed in 1929, Brett Favre’s ankle got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’

Brett Favre’s ankle oversimplified things then and it has no idea how to pull us out of this quagmire.

And I am a deeper thinker than Sarah Palin.

It’s too soon to tell how this new campaign strategy will effect Election Day 2010. I will continue to follow this story until I need a nap.

There was only one reason to watch Monday night’s New York Gubernatorial debate–and that reason was Jimmy McMillan, candidate from ”The Rent Is Too Damn High” Party.

Here are some of his highlights:

I talked to a Rent is Too Damn High supporter yesterday. She told me that they had other names in the running for their movement before they finally agreed on The Rent is Too Damn High Party.*

The following is a list of six other names that they almost picked, before finally settling on The Rent is Too Damn High. I think Mr. McMillan made a wise choice.

1) You Take The Good You Take The Bad You Take Them Both and There You Have The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life… Party

2) I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt–Too Sexy for My Shirt–So Sexy it Hurts… Party

3) The Meghan McCain Toga Party

4) Rollin’ in My 5.0 with My Rag-Top Down so My Hair Can Blow… Party

5) Pants on the Ground, Lookin’ Like a Fool with Your Pants on the Ground, With the Gold in Your Mouth, Hat Turned Sideways Pants Hit the Ground, Call Yourself a Cool Cat Lookin’ Like a Fool, Walkin’ to the Town with Your Pants on the Ground… Party

6) The Whig Party II–The Wrath of Kahn… Party

*Warning, may not be true…

The Snark Factor has busted the voting booth wide open and now has shocking evidence that may be too scandalous for young eyes to see.

It was reported on the Drudge Report that First Lady Michelle Obama was campaigning for Democrats inside a polling station, which is a violation of election law.

From Drudge:

First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law — when she engaged in political discussion at a polling place!

The drama began after Mrs. Obama stopped off at the Martin Luther King Center on the south side of Chicago to cast an early vote.

After finishing at the machine, Obama went back to the desk and handed in her voting key.

She let voters including electrician Dennis Campbell, 56, take some photos.

“She was telling me how important it was to vote to keep her husband’s agenda going,” Campbell said.

According to a pool reporter from the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES at the scene, the conversation took place INSIDE the voting center, not far from the booths.

Illinois state law — Sec. 17-29 (a) – states: “No judge of election, pollwatcher, or other person shall, at any primary or election, do any electioneering or soliciting of votes or engage in any political discussion within any polling place [or] within 100 feet of any polling place.”

After doing some digging, it turns out that she was not talking about President Obama’s political agenda–but something much more sinister.

President Obama and his wife Michelle used his position as President of the United States to start their own Amway business. They set a goal to be Amway’s number one sales team by the end of 2011.

I contacted White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and confronted him with my Amway accusations. I got a tersely worded response via email that said the following:

Holy sh*t! How did you find out about this? Stop digging for the truth Malloy. You may not like what you see!

-Gibby

As you know, The Snark Factor doesn’t scare easily. We are a fact finding, truth seeking machine. I contacted more Washington insiders and was shocked to uncover the whole seedy truth.

When I asked former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger if the Obamas had ever tried to sell him any Amway products, he became very irritated.

They always want me to buy something. They push the Amway sports drink on me all the time. I keep telling them I am almost ninety years old. Why the hell would a ninety year old man need sports drink? At my age I don’t even buy green bananas.

I took this a step further and wanted to know if Hollywood has been taken advantage of by the Obamas’ risky Amway scheme.

Joy Behar is thrilled that the Obamas are selling Amway. She sent me this email in response to some of my questions–and included before and after pictures.

Listen sweetie, as a brilliant political pundit/comedian I have to look my best for the TV. My physical appearance was always coming up short and I looked much older than I am. (I graduated high school with Henry Kissinger)

But all of a sudden, here comes Michelle with Amway beauty products. Michelle Obama is the fountain of youth. Amway is a miracle. Look at a current picture of me versus how I looked before Amway.

After Amway

Before Amway

*Warning, all quotes and entire story may be fiction. At least I admit it, this isn’t the New York Times…

Episode 84 of The Snark Factor includes special guests Erik Telford of Americans for Prosperity, Lori Ziganto of Red State and Jenn Q. Public from News Real Blog.

Podcast: Download

It took way too long to get these interviews up but they were worth the wait. Kerry Picket of the Washington Times talks about the Department of Justice and interning on the Howard Stern Show.

SGP’s Stacy Mott joins me to talk Smart Girl Politics and other good stuff.

My apologies to both ladies for not getting this up sooner. I had some gremlins interfere with some of my audio files, but I was able to combine two podcasts into one SUPER podcast… Yeah!

Podcast: Download

Emily Miller wrote a great piece today over at Human Events about the soon-to-be Obama/MTV infomercial. (Oops, I mean town hall meeting)

The kids at MTV claim that this event is not political–and that there is no need to provide equal time to a Republican.

From Human Events:

The so-called “A Conversation with President Obama” will be live and commercial-free on six Viacom networks at 4 p.m. on Thursday. The networks will not give equal time to a Republican before the election, according to a spokeswoman.

MTV denies that the Obama hour of TV is political, despite the timing, weeks before the midterm elections.

“We’re not giving an hour of free time to the president to freely express his views. We’re hosting a town hall with 250 young people to ask questions of the president,”Viacom spokeswoman Kelly McAndrew said to HUMAN EVENTS.

“This is not a campaign appearance. This is a town hall discussion.”

Later in the article, the Viacom mouthpiece was asked if the questions will be screened.

Asked if the audience questions are submitted in advance, McAndrew said “absolutely not.”

I didn’t believe that for a second. So I called my contact at MTV and asked for some of the Obama questions.(And I made a request for them to play a Lita Ford video, yeah I loved her back in 1988)

Just as I suspected, the questions–much like the people entering the town hall–are pre-selected by MTV. Here are some of the questions that were sent to me by my MTV source:

1) President Awesome-may I call you President Awesome? Why is it that you are so awesome?

2) Who is more of a witch: Christine O’Donnell or Sarah Palin?

3) Why does the Republican Party suck so much? I mean… Dagnabbit-why?

4) Is Joe Biden the best Vice President ever?

5) Do you have the power to see dead people? If so, can you say hi to my Uncle Larry?

6) Do you think it’s fair that all of my friends call Meghan McCain “Snooki”?

7) I went to the doctor today, the bill is on you right?

8) I heard that Glenn Beck eats veal, baby seal, polar bear and a fetus for dinner every night. Do you think that is compassionate?

9) Is Soylent Green really made of people?

10) Can I vote for you more than once in 2012? I did in 2008.*

*Questions may be completly made up by The Snark Factor…

Thanks to Jimmie Bise for link love!

Indianapolis- IUPUI has released a shocking study that indicates the U.S. military in cooperation with the Free Masons and the Future Farmers of America have brainwashed U.S. children into believing that killing human beings is just as natural as a cow saying moo. They released this video. (Warning! The images you are about to see in this video are stinking cute.)

Pay close attention to the last 4 seconds of this smut film!

*We’re kidding. The little girl in the video is the daughter of a friend that served 6 years in the United States Marine Corps and who is soon to be a member of the U.S. Army. Good luck James!