Never have I read a finer piece of literature than Dirty, Sexy Politics.

NEVER!

Meghan McCain is a 21st century treasure. She is Shakespeare, Mark Twain and Perez Hilton all rolled into one.

Meghan McCain is to literature what syphilis is to literature.

Meghan McCain is to political punditry what Fingers Malloy is to political punditry.

Finally, Meghan McCain is to Dirty, Sexy Politics what John McCain is to Dirty, Sexy Politics–something that half the time pretends to be something it is not–and in the end is a complete waste of your time and energy.

Let me share with you an excerpt from this tome. In Chapter 3, Meghan talks about her first experience at an In-N-Out Burger:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the age of wisdom at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the age of foolishness at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the epoch of belief at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the epoch of incredulity at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the season of Light at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the season of Darkness at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the spring of hope at the In-N-Out Burger, it was the winter of despair, for the In-N-Out Burger’s shake machine was down.

After tasting In-N-Out’s Double Double burger, We had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. Sarah Palin sucks.

And finally Meghan, I say this–it is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known–after reading Dirty, Sexy Politics.

That was truly the best 20 bucks I have ever spent.

Thank you Meghan McCain.

Thank you for being you.

Thank you for Dirty, Sexy Politics.

H/T Charles Dickens

*Warning! Book reviewer may not have read the book.

Human Events, AMAC, The Daily Caller and Fox News regular Jedediah Bila joined me on a special Snark Factor. Ms. Bila worked across the street from The World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. She described what she experienced on that dreadful day.

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I have heard so many single women say that there are no good available men out there. I find that hard to believe.

So I did some research and found this video. Ladies I am sure that you will agree after watching this that the man of your dreams is out there. If you have seen this video before-it’s always worth another look.

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

You can thank me later…

H/T Jenny Brown

Earlier today, a heavily armed leftist nut-job by the name of James Jay Lee stormed the Discovery Channel Communications building in Maryland. He was motivated by his hatred for human population growth and babies that kill Mother Earth.

Hopped up on Al Gore lies and Sanka, he had a list of demands that he wanted met before he would release any hostages. For the entire text of his demands, click here.

The situation is now under control after police shot Lee. No word yet if he decided to not have the bullets removed–and relieve Mother Earth of the burden of his existence.

As you know, The Snark Factor is never satisfied unless we do our own research. I discovered six of Lee’s demands not reported by any other media outlet. This is the kind of  journalistic excellence that has not been seen since the Teapot Dome Scandal.

The Lee 6–in his own words.

1- Bring back Crystal Pepsi. I loved drinking it with slow gin.

2- I want an autographed picture of Menudo. The original lineup, NO TRICKS!

3- I want a Toyota Prius filled with the following items; 6 copies of An Inconvenient Truth, Keith Olbermann’s hair brush and a ball cap that was worn by Michael Moore.

4- I want my own show on MSNBC. In fact, give me Ed Schultz’s time slot. I also want his bucket of crazy.

5- I specifically want the 15 minutes of fame owned by D.C Douglas, minus the vinegar scent.

6- I want a beer summit with President Obama at the White House. The guest list will include Kathy Griffin, Dustin Diamond, the ghost of Gary Coleman, Carrot Top, Linda Lavin, John Cusack, Joan Cusack and Snookie.