After Obama Gets Booed At Jamboree, Justice Department To Sue Boy Scouts
After being booed by Boy Scouts at their annual Jamboree, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue the 100 year old organization.
This is from a written statement just released by the White House :
The President instructed his Attorney General, Eric Holder to sue Boy Scouts International for voter intimidation. We have photos of two Boy Scouts standing outside a polling station in Branson, Missouri during the 2008 Presidential election. This tyranny shall not stand.
When reached for comment, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said:
Let me be clear, we need to examine what the Boy Scouts are all about. This is an organization that dresses children in uniforms and takes them into the woods and teaches them survival techniques and other skills that are out of the mainstream.
They are just as dangerous to this country as the Michigan Militia. We are going to do what we do best in these situations, lawyer up and sue baby!
I will closely follow this story until I need a nap.
UPDATE 1:02 PM!
FBI officials along with the ATF have raided the Boy Scout Jamboree. They have confiscated 3200 pocket knives and stopped 3 Boy Scouts that were trying to help an old lady cross the street.
UPDATE!!! 2:54 PM
The FBI arrested 4 Boy Scouts for allegedly attacking an SEIU recruiter that was at the Jamboree to try to unionize the Boy Scouts. The recruiter is resting comfortably in the hospital and will be named to a position in President Obama’s Cabinet tomorrow.
Tags: Boy Scout Jamboree, Boy Scouts boo President Obama, Eric Holder, President Obama, President Obama booed at Boy Scout Jamboree, Robert Gibbs
Good they should sue the little bastards. Imagine booing the messiah.
I bet he would bend over for the Girl Scouts, an organization I would never allow my daughters to be involved in today. They are so progressive they even teach the girls about lesbians. The boy scouts have remained true to conservative values. God bless them.
Can you provide source material for this story? thanks
It’s satire. Other than the booing I made the whole thing up.
I thought it odd I could not find anything when I googled it. Still, nothing would surprise me.
Just a reminder to everyone, the name of the site it “The Snark Factor”.
Are you saying this is a made up story? is the picture of the Boy Scout real? What about the badges, were they earned or is that made up too?? At exactly what time did you take a nap and quit following the story? Please let me know if you will be making up or embellishing other stories on the Snark Factor?
All fantastic questions Paula!
Yes I did make this story up. Most of my breaking news here on The Snark Factor is fake.
The boy in the picture is a real Boy Scout.
The badges however are fake, because this boy is a filthy liar.
I did not take a nap, which made me cranky the rest of the day.
I have not quit following this story, look for a follow up tomorrow.
89% of all stories on The Snark Factor are a hoax.
The other 15% are real.
See what I did there with the bad math? Thank you teachers union…
[...] As reported exclusively on The Snark Factor, President Obama instructed the Justice Department to sue Boy Scouts International, after several Boy Scouts booed Obama during his speech at the annual Boy Scout Jamboree. [...]
Tammy, you sound like a clueless moron. Open up your mind and try reading the paper or tuning into a news program other than FOX, you uninformed twit.