Snarky 6- Six Other Sources That Obama Can Go To For Oil Spill Help
So, it appears the Obama administration looked to James Cameron for help with the oil spill.
From Pjstar.com:
“Top kill” didn’t stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something “titanic”?
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies.
At first glance it makes sense — Cameron is an expert on bloated budgets and wasting money, he should work for the feds.
But we here at The Snark Factor do our research. The staff has come up with a list of 6 sources that President Obama can turn to if Cameron blows this job like he did The Abyss.
Ben Matlock- When Obama gets into trouble, the first thing he does is turn to the lawyers. Why not hire the best lawyer of all time?
Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) – He has a long history of coming up with inventions on the fly-and he has a great relationship with Acme, so I am sure any materials he would need would come at a discounted price.
Bobby Brown – Mr. Brown has a proven 20 year history of working well with pipes (as well as mirrors and razor blades).
The United Nations – Aren’t we supposed to go to the U.N. to solve all of our problems?
Joy Behar – We could stuff the pipe with her razor sharp wit (her Palin is so stupid jokes are fresh).
Vince Shlomi (the infomercial guy)- He can invent a giant ShamWow to soak up all the oil and fight off cannibal hookers at the same time. The man has mad skills…
H/T Tabitha Hale
Tags: James Cameron, Oil Spill, President Obama
As good for a laugh as this is, there really are very few in the world with the underwater experience and technology of Cameron and his crew.