Snark Factor Episode 76 With John Hawkins
Posted on June 17th, 2010 by Fingers MalloyThe Snark Factor Episode 76 with John Hawkins of Right Wing News is right here. Also, Michelle Moore and Teri Christoph of Smart Girl Politics are part of this extravaganza.
UPDATE! My thanks to John for linking the podcast up on Right Wing News.
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Al Gore Has An Affair, No Comment From Will Folks
Posted on June 15th, 2010 by Fingers Malloy.
There are now reports that Al and Tipper Gore’s marriage fell apart because Al was having an affair.
From The Star:
Al Gore‘s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David‘s ex-wife — for the past two years!
In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper’s breakup didn’t come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.
“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”
I consider The Star a more credible source for news than The New York Times, so this must be true.
However, there are now rumblings that Nikki Haley’s faux boy toy Will Folks also had an affair with Al. I have text messages to prove it.
—— SMS ——
From: Al Gore
To: Will Folks
Sent: May 14, 2010 09:23 AM
Will, I want to put you in my lock-box.*
—— SMS ——
From: Al Gore
To: Will Folks
Sent: May 14, 2010 10:23 AM
Will, the planet may be getting warmer, but it will never get as hot as you in those Zubaz pants I got you for Christmas.*
Shocking accusations, so shocking that I am probably making them up. I will continue to follow this story until I need a nap.
*Warning, in a rush to get the story first I may have made the Will Folks stuff up. In other words, I made it up…
The Snark Factor 75 With Jedediah Bila And Jimmie Bise
Posted on June 14th, 2010 by Fingers Malloy
My guests include Human Events and Daily Caller columnist Jedediah Bila; and the host of The Delivery, Jimmie Bise. To wrap it up, Teri Christoph offers a preview of Smart Girl Nation.
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Exclusive Video Of President Obama Kicking Oil Spill Ass
Posted on June 8th, 2010 by Fingers MalloyIn an interview on NBC, President Obama said he met with peeps down in the Gulf in the days after the BP oil spill to determine “whose ass to kick.”
We work hard at The Snark Factor and we found video footage of Mr. Obama kicking some ass. If you have a weak stomach; I suggest that you not watch this powerful video.
Pajama Jeans; the official throwing out the first pitch and ass kicking slacks of the Obama administration.
Exclusive Video Of Helen Thomas Getting Fired(Err…Retiring)
Posted on June 7th, 2010 by Fingers MalloyAs you know, The Snark Factor is the only place to go for news that matters most. We have exclusive video of Helen Thomas getting fired from Hearst Newspapers.
The video quality is not the best, but I am scooping TMZ so time was of the essence.
UPDATE!!!
Thomas claims that her firing from Hearst and having water dumped on her head was part of a larger “Zionist conspiracy for world domination perpetrated by some Jews in Poland and Germany; as well as Ryan Seacrest, Kathy Griffin, Lady Gaga, Linda Lavin and the ghost of Gary Coleman.”
Snarky 6- Six Other Sources That Obama Can Go To For Oil Spill Help
Posted on June 2nd, 2010 by Fingers MalloySo, it appears the Obama administration looked to James Cameron for help with the oil spill.
From Pjstar.com:
“Top kill” didn’t stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something “titanic”?
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies.
At first glance it makes sense — Cameron is an expert on bloated budgets and wasting money, he should work for the feds.
But we here at The Snark Factor do our research. The staff has come up with a list of 6 sources that President Obama can turn to if Cameron blows this job like he did The Abyss.
Ben Matlock- When Obama gets into trouble, the first thing he does is turn to the lawyers. Why not hire the best lawyer of all time?
Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) – He has a long history of coming up with inventions on the fly-and he has a great relationship with Acme, so I am sure any materials he would need would come at a discounted price.
Bobby Brown – Mr. Brown has a proven 20 year history of working well with pipes (as well as mirrors and razor blades).
The United Nations – Aren’t we supposed to go to the U.N. to solve all of our problems?
Joy Behar – We could stuff the pipe with her razor sharp wit (her Palin is so stupid jokes are fresh).
Vince Shlomi (the infomercial guy)- He can invent a giant ShamWow to soak up all the oil and fight off cannibal hookers at the same time. The man has mad skills…
H/T Tabitha Hale
Author Joe McGinniss Calls Palin A Nazi, While Not Calling Her A Nazi During Reach Around From Matt Lauer
Posted on June 1st, 2010 by Fingers MalloyOur favorite stalker Joe McGinniss was on The Today Show and got an uninterrupted few minutes with liberal Hair Club for Men member Matt Lauer. There is video of the interview below (I deleted the shower scene).
Matt made poor Joe look like a real victim didn’t he?
Yes, death threats are stupid and should be condemned.
But while Joe had a view of Governor Palin’s(Joe’s new Hitler) backyard and the ovens that she owns to murder 6 million Jews (Hitler was a real Nazi), I wonder if he pondered left wing hate? Do you think these thoughts ever enter Joe’s mind?
I wonder how many death threats the Palin family has received from left wing nutjobs over the past 18 months?
I hope the Palin’s aren’t bothered by left wing Nazi troopers that mock her and her family on a daily basis.
Did I leave the iron on?
I find liberal hatred of Palin comical.
All this for a woman that gives an occasional speech, is on Fox News once and a while and has a Facebook page?
Hey Joe, who is the dumb one again???
H/T NewsBusters












