More bad news for Harry. A new poll conducted in Nevada shows that if the election were to be held today, Harry would get his clock cleaned (unless a tea party candidate runs as an independent, hope you 3rd party people are taking notes.)

The Snark Factor feels bad for Harry, so we have advice for him to make this election a little bit closer. Here are 6 things Senator Reid can do to make this  Senate race a nail biter.

1. Invite President Obama to campaign for his opponent.

2. Invite Vice President Biden to his house on Election Day (as many of you know, the Snark Factor revealed last week that Joe Biden is Batman.)

3. Move the Octomom to Nevada and have all of her kids and cats register to vote as Democrats.

4. Use voter intimidation, by threatening to screen at every polling place a “Matt Damon Movie Marathon.”

5. Make Dustin Diamond his campaign manager.

6. Promise Reid voters that Charlie Rangel will do their taxes.

Tags: Charlie Rangel, Dustin Diamond, Harry Reid, Matt Damon, Snarky Six

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