It’s now clear that the Democrats need my help. I could have had this bill passed last year. So even though I am not a socialist, here is my advice to Speaker Pelosi that if listened to, will sway enough Democrats to vote yes for this giant crap sandwich to get it passed.
Madam Speaker, listen to me and your health care dreams will come true.
* Note, keep in mind these ideas will only work because House members never read legislation that comes up for a vote.
6 possible ways to get ObamaCare passed.
1. Tell House Democrats that they are really voting on a bill to send Rush Limbaugh to Guantanamo Bay.
2. Rename the health care bill; “The Give Representatives Pay Raises and Hookers Act of 2010.”
3. Make them believe that a yes vote will include a “Massa massage” from Rep. Eric Massa.
4. A yes voter receives a party invitation with an open bar on a flight chartered by the Speaker of the House (thanks to the U.S. military.)
5. If you vote no, Chuck Norris will not be happy.
6. A yes voter will also receive an autographed Hillary Clinton pants suit.
Speaker Pelosi, you can thank me later…
Tags: ObamaCare, President Obama, Snarky Six, Speaker Nancy Pelosi