Snark Factor Poll- Who is Beerworthy?
This just in! President Obama likes to drink and smoke. Finally, something we can agree on. So today I pose this question:
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finally a poll we can all get behind. Here’s my thoughts about this.
Barrack-Seems like a nice guy to drink with, but I’d bee to afraid he’d get all pissy about me drinking a Guiness when the guy at the end of the bar is drinking Milwaukees best! Next thing I know he’s making me drink Pabst and buy for the other guy to drink Pabst too! Yet Obama is still sucking down Heineken while I pay for that too!
Biden-Worse one to drink with, here’s why. You go out with a group of friends. You’re all taking turns buying a round. Comes to your one friend to buy and just before the pitcher is empty he excuses himself to use the bathroom. You never see him again the rest of the night. He took off so he didn’t have to pay. That’s Biden!
G.W.-Probably would be a great guy to drink with back in the day, not so much now. Nothing ruins a night out at the bar than a recovering alcoholic! However he seems like the type that would let you have your fun, and might even be the DD for ya!
Palin-Hands down the one I’d pick to drink with. Why? Easy, LOOK AT HER! An adult beverage and a good looking woman next to ya, don’t get any better. Now I know she’s married, doesn’t matter. If you sit next to a good looking woman every woman in the bar wants to know what that woman sees in you. So if you’re a 5, you bump up to at least an 8 in the eyes of every woman in the place.
Paul- Love your politic’s Dr. No, but too old to hang with me. Besides no one wants to hear about going back on the gold standard while drunk!
The only reason I’d ever want to drink with Barry-O is to get really drunk and smash a chair across his face.
John, I disagree with you on Biden. I think he’d be happy to pay and would use his Government issued American Express card to buy all the drinks just to impress everybody. But he’d never shut the hell up, and then I’d have to smash a chair across his face.
I think GWB is probably the smartest one in the bunch, despite the 8+ year liberal ad campaign against him. I’d drink with him just because he seems like the one who would have good stories, buy his fair share, and not scare off the hotties like Biden would.
Drinking with Palin would be too much like having a beer with your mom’s hot friend which would be awkward. And I don’t want to hear stories about her kids.
Ron Paul is pretty cool, but I just know he’d order a Shirley Temple or something.
Why isn’t Bill Clinton on this list? That dude’s the grand poobah of good times! Not only would he buy a round now and then, he’d probably get you laid.