American Idol May “Deem” A Winner Without A Vote
Rumors spread rampant over the Internet today that American Idol may not name its winner based on a public vote, but instead a winner may be picked (or “deemed”) by Simon Cowell.
This power grab by Cowell has been called the “Slaughter Solution,” named after the craptastic 80′s hair band Slaughter. Fans reacted immediately; American Idol fan John Francis told the Snark Factor:
This is bulls**t. Who does Cowell think he is? This is a democracy, he wants to be a dictator. Wait, what’s The Snark Factor?
The Fox Network had no comment on the Idol controversy. When I find out more I will update this site immediately.
*UPDATE!!!
Apparently I have been duped. The person I talked to got American Idol mixed up with ObamaCare. There will, I repeat, there WILL be a vote to determine the winner of American Idol. I contacted Idol fan John Francis and told him the good news. He said:
Wow, I was scared there for a minute that my rights were being taken away. I’m glad it’s just health care and not Idol. I knew deep down Simon wouldn’t let me down.
Tags: American Idol, ObamaCare
