A minor stink was raised yesterday after Joe was caught being Joe. Here is C-SPAN’s coverage of the Vice President’s announcement that he doesn’t do anything. It was the only news to come out of the Health Care Summit.
To celebrate Joe being Joe, The Snark Factor will now reveal the 6 duties of the Vice President that the general public does not know. You can thank me later.
1. He secretly replaces all the White House coffee with Folgers Crystals.
2. V.P. Biden counts Michelle Obama’s reps during her arm curl workouts.
3. Joe Biden is Batman
4. The V.P. is responsible for all prank phone calls to John McCain. Senator McCain still falls for the “Prince Albert in a Can” trick.
5. He rubs Rahm Emanuel’s belly when he gets “cranky.”
6. Biden performs dramatic readings of Meghan McCain’s tweets at the State Department.
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