Kerrie Heretic from The Liberal Heretic and Aaron Neville read Tiger texts?  Sulu reads Meghan McCain tweets. Metalbabe and the Mohawk!

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Snark Factor Exclusive!

All the religious leaders in the Global Warming religion were shocked today to learn that the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit receives 100 percent of  its funding from Halliburton.

Hackers succeeded in retrieving emails from Dick Cheney’s Hotmail account. The most stunning of the emails had Cheney writing:

I don’t give a damn if the earth isn’t warming anymore. Get those damn fools from Anglia to manipulate the data. Nobody from the media will care.

I have solar panels and windmills to sell to all the stupid warmers down there on earth. I need  another big screen TV for the Death Star.

Luke I am your father.

Liberals from around the country were stunned by the news. Al Gore said:

I am torn by this news. I am fine with lying about global warming and I don’t think the East Anglia emails should be taken seriously. But if Halliburton is behind all of this, we need to have a full investigation into Halliburton and the Death Star. I’m sure that damn Death Star is probably run on nuclear power.

Hearing the news, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said:

Awa la ta fala la tas wahan Maria Shriva dat whana.

Strong words from Governor Schwarzenegger. I will keep reporting on this story until I need a nap…

The reaction to the EPA declaring carbon dioxide a health hazard has been swift and immediate. In a Snark Factor exclusive, I have learned of a plan from California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s office to ban all people from entering bars and restaurants in California due to the unfortunate fact that they exhale carbon dioxide.

I was able to interview the Governor yesterday. He said of the ban:

Awa la ta fala la tas wahan Maria Shriva dat whana.

Granted, that probably was not what he said.  I just can’t understand a word the man says. The truth is, I may not have even interviewed him. But the point he made was clear; human beings are hazardous to the health of other human beings.

So the new California law would save us all by using California (liberal) logic.  Carbon dioxide is a hazard and we all exhale carbon dioxide, therefor to save the planet and humanity we must destroy humanity. Banning people from places people go to due to secondhand carbon dioxide will save people from people. Understand???

Tatts Hall gets lippy, Metalbabe and the Mohawk and the Wrath of Duke….

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