New episode of the Snark Factor!!

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My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for ripping off his bit. Oh wait, I don’t like Jeff Foxworthy. (To my liberal friends, that statement does not mean I hate white people.)

If you are against socialized medicine and you are a white conservative, you may be a racist.

If you are a liberal democrat and were at one point a member of the KKK (Senator Byrd), you are NOT a racist.

If you oppose government bailouts, don’t like being told what car to drive, what food to eat or are against the Fairness Doctrine, you may be a racist.

If you are a liberal democrat of color and you oppose a white conservative president, you are NOT a racist.

If you are a white conservative and you supported people like Clarence Thomas, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Linda Chavez, Alberto Gonzales, Carlos Gutierrez, Samuel Alito, Dana Parino and Elanie Chao to become Justices of the Supreme Court or high ranking government officials, you are not only a racist but you hate women.

If you are a liberal of any color and opposed those nominations, you are not only NOT racists, you are patriots.

If you are a white conservative and you oppose communists advising the president, you are a racist.

Breaking News not related to this post! Headline Hollywood. Kanye West interrupts self in interview today. Calls himself a bigger Jackass than Kanye West. Lets himself finish. (Note to liberals, The President of the United States called Kanye a jackass. By me repeating that characterization of Kanye, it does not mean that I am a racist.)

Now where was I? Eh forget it. Talking about race in this country is like walking on a treadmill; it makes me tired and I end up going nowhere.

So my advice to all my conservative brothers and sisters out there on how to respond to some hysterical liberal who thinks that anyone who disagrees with President Obama is either a racist, or depending on the color of your skin an Uncle Tom, do what I do.

Yawn.

Fingers and Duke reflect on 9/11 and how the country has changed in the time since

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I am very honored to be a part of Project 2996. Project 2996 is a tribute to the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attack on our great nation. On this day we mourn the fallen, and pledge to never forget the horror of that day.

Cesar Augusto Murillo was just like most of us on that awful day 8 years ago; he woke up and he went to work. Cesar was an Equities Trader for Cantor Fitzgerald. He worked on the 104th floor of the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Unlike most of us however, Cesar didn’t make it home that evening. He was one of the almost 3,000 who perished in a senseless act of violence.

Cesar was born in Columbia in 1969. He and his parents emigrated to America in 1971. He was the first person in his family to become fluent in English. Because of his background, he was very sensitive to the obstacles that minorities can face in our country.

Cesar was a proud graduate of the University of Vermont. Noticing a lack of diversity on the campus, he made it one of his life’s missions to bring in students of diverse backgrounds to study at the University of Vermont.

From all that I have read, Cesar touched the lives of so many people. He had numerous friends and admirers that marveled at his kindness, generosity and joy for life. He is survived by his wife Alyson Becker, his mother Nilvia Mitchell, his father Dairo Murillo and his sister Karolyn Murillo.

A memorial fund has been set up in Cesar’s name. It provides scholarships to minority students attending the University of Vermont. For more information on the Cesar Augusto Murillo Memorial Fund, go to www.cesarfund.org .

To learn more about the victims of 9/11, please visit http://project2996.wordpress.com .

Wilson!!!!!!!

Well how about that?  It only took two words (you lie), from a hot headed Republican (Congressman Joe Wilson) with no self control, to totally get liberals all aquiver and derail the focus away from socialized medicine. But was this verbal insult (not condoning it) the act of a lone neocon nut job? Or was this part of a more sinister plot to mock and destroy President Obama and his dream of health care domination?

The evidence is piling up that this was more than just the “You Lie Heard around the World”.

Right after the speech, Congressman Wilson left through the basement of Capitol Hill.  Upon leaving he was quoted as saying;

“I’m just a patsy.”

What did he mean by that? Did he act alone? Luckily I am here folks. This is a conspiracy greater than the 9/11 and JFK assassination conspiracies. It may even be bigger than Paula Abdul leaving American Idol.

My research and a GPS tracking device indicates that in an underground bunker in the Bible Belt, Karl Rove was watching the speech with his ham radio. At the same time, in the Death Star, former Vice President Dick Cheney was in geosynchronous orbit over Capitol Hill, awaiting the signal to start a chain of events that would bring the Republic to its knees.

And with these words, Karl Rove started his ruthless plot;

“Make it so Dick!”

Cheney wasted no time. He signaled Wilson to do what needed to be done.

“Obama’s 57 states cry to you. It’s a go Joe!”

Down on the ground, Congressman Wilson was nervous. He didn’t want to say those awful words. The words that would make liberals froth at the mouth and make the media portray him as the most dangerous public figure to be in office since George W. Bush.

But the signal was given; there was no way he could turn back. What must have been going through this poor schmuck’s mind? Was he to be the one who would be written in the history books as the man who ruined socialized medicine and killed off all the uninsured? Surely not the Honorable Joe Wilson?  

But it was too late. When you make a deal with the devil (Karl Rove) you have to go through with it whether you like it or not.

 “You Lie!”

And with those two words the Internet was brought to its knees, the media was in shock and the Republic changed forever.

You can thank me later for the inside scoop.

Ah, sweet sarcasm.

To my liberal friends; the man let his emotions get to him and he did something stupid. He apologized and it’s time to move on. Spare me the lectures about how to respect the President of the United States while he is in office. To make you feel better, you should YouTube Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi calling Bush a liar. At the 2005 State of the Union Address, many Democrats booed Bush when he talked about Social Security reform. We survived.

To my buddies on the right, it was a bonehead move by Wilson. It was classless. Don’t defend every person with an “R” by their name no matter what they do.

Wilson should have listened to Obama respectfully and when the speech was over, got in front of a camera and told people that if President Obama thinks he can provide health care to all without adding one dime to our national debt, he is delusional.

That’s all…..

Obama Speech to the kids and Los Tres Amigos!

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