6 Shocking Revelations in New Autobiography by Mackenzie Phillips
Former star of One Day at a Time and current train wreck Mackenzie Phillips was on the Oprah show to discuss her new autobiography entitled; Mackenzie Philips, How I went from One Day at a Time to working at a One Hour Martinizing.(Not the real title, but who cares)
Here are the top 6 most shocking claims from the book. If you are squeemish, go read something else, like the Huffington Post. I kid of course.
1) In a drug binge back in 1976, Phillips rebroadcast a Major League Baseball game without the express written concent of MLB.
2) Mackenzie got in a 30 minute mud wrestling match with Kathy Griffin to determine who is the least talented. Ryam Seacrest won.
3) She invented I can’t Believe It’s not Butter.
4) Phillips is a bionic creation invented by Karl Rove and Haliburton to confuse you. Yes you!
5) She was an original member of New Kids on the Block. She was later replaced by Jordan Knight, because record execs found him to be “more feminine”.
6) In a drunken stooper, Phillips watched all 17 episodes of Joanie Loves Chachi. To this day whenever she runs into Scott Baio, she always calls him Mork.
I know you are shocked. Don’t let this information effect how you feel about Valerie Bertinelli….
Footnote: Phillips also claims to have had an affair with her late father, the late great John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas. To this claim, the Snark Factor official calls Bullshit………..
