Weird Facts About The New House Health Care Bill

 

The House will introduce a bill that would make health care a “right.” This is no surprise and if it passes it will most certainly be a disaster. As it has proven so many times, the government can not run anything efficiently( see Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and VA hospitals).

I will spare you the details. For more on the plan you can read about it here; http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090715/D99EO8BO0.html

What is odd about this bill is the other things that it guarantees as rights. There is a list on page 996 of the legislation. If passed, we will all have the right to;

Not fight for the right to party

To rip the tags off of your mattress

To save up to 10% on your auto insurance

To bite into the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop after just 3 licks

To call Michael Moore “Tubby”

To remember the Alamo

To let your freak flag fly

To hate the Jonas Brothers

To smell like teen spirit

To Party like it’s 1999…………

One Response to “Weird Facts About The New House Health Care Bill”

  1. Randall McConnell says:

    Isn’t LaDuke a neo-Nazi?

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