Being that I am the media, I need to let you all in on a little secret. I know that some journalists will be angry that I am about to let the cat out of the bag, it’s kind of like a magician letting everyone in on how a trick works. However, I think you have a right to know what I am about to tell you. Just remember that this is just between us.

Live presidential news conferences are taped delayed. The secret is out gang. Why am I telling you this? Because a major event happened during The Obama Show, oops I mean news conference the other day. The White House did a do over. You see, they were so embarrassed by the White House correspondent’s questions that they stopped the news conference and instructed the state run media to be tougher. Luckily, I have a transcript of the first 4 questions asked before the press conference was stopped. I share it with you, because I am fair and balanced….

President Obama:  I will now take your questions.

Reporter: Jeff Mason of Reuters. President Awesome, why are you so awesome?

President Obama: I am the messiah my child. One day all of your needs and wants will be provided by me, the chosen one. I can prove that I am the messiah. That title is on my birth certificate. But that is held for safe keeping under lock and key in my Fortress of Solitude. Yes I am also Superman. Next question please.

Reporter: Chuck Todd, NBC News. I’d like to follow up on your response to Jeff’s question. As Superman, what powers do you possess?

President Superman: Well as many of you know, I am faster than a speeding bullet. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. And I can read a 10 minute speech off of a teleprompter in 15 minutes. I am OBAMA!

Reporter: Helen Thomas, Methuselah News Gazette. I hate the Jews……..

President Superman: Was that a question Helen?

Helen Thomas: Don’t get lippy with me! I once wined and dined Teddy Roosevelt, and you aren’t half the man he is President Carter….

President Superman: Wow. Next question.

Person in the reporter area: Hi I am Nico Pitney from The Huffington Post. President Superman, why do the Republicans suck so much? I mean, goll, they just, they just suck so much. Why? I ask why?

President Superman: I have asked myself that question many times when I am alone in the Fortress of Solitude. The simple answer is…………… Wait. The teleprompter. The teleprompter is down. Code blue! Code blue! Teleprompter is not responding! We need a computer geek stat!

You can all thank me later. As for now, the Snark Factor airs for an hour. Tune in Tuesdays and Fridays at 4PM EDT on www.rfcradio.com. It may change your life……

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