Being that I am the media, I need to let you all in on a little secret. I know that some journalists will be angry that I am about to let the cat out of the bag, it’s kind of like a magician letting everyone in on how a trick works. However, I think you have a right to know what I am about to tell you. Just remember that this is just between us.

Live presidential news conferences are taped delayed. The secret is out gang. Why am I telling you this? Because a major event happened during The Obama Show, oops I mean news conference the other day. The White House did a do over. You see, they were so embarrassed by the White House correspondent’s questions that they stopped the news conference and instructed the state run media to be tougher. Luckily, I have a transcript of the first 4 questions asked before the press conference was stopped. I share it with you, because I am fair and balanced….

President Obama:  I will now take your questions.

Reporter: Jeff Mason of Reuters. President Awesome, why are you so awesome?

President Obama: I am the messiah my child. One day all of your needs and wants will be provided by me, the chosen one. I can prove that I am the messiah. That title is on my birth certificate. But that is held for safe keeping under lock and key in my Fortress of Solitude. Yes I am also Superman. Next question please.

Reporter: Chuck Todd, NBC News. I’d like to follow up on your response to Jeff’s question. As Superman, what powers do you possess?

President Superman: Well as many of you know, I am faster than a speeding bullet. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. And I can read a 10 minute speech off of a teleprompter in 15 minutes. I am OBAMA!

Reporter: Helen Thomas, Methuselah News Gazette. I hate the Jews……..

President Superman: Was that a question Helen?

Helen Thomas: Don’t get lippy with me! I once wined and dined Teddy Roosevelt, and you aren’t half the man he is President Carter….

President Superman: Wow. Next question.

Person in the reporter area: Hi I am Nico Pitney from The Huffington Post. President Superman, why do the Republicans suck so much? I mean, goll, they just, they just suck so much. Why? I ask why?

President Superman: I have asked myself that question many times when I am alone in the Fortress of Solitude. The simple answer is…………… Wait. The teleprompter. The teleprompter is down. Code blue! Code blue! Teleprompter is not responding! We need a computer geek stat!

You can all thank me later. As for now, the Snark Factor airs for an hour. Tune in Tuesdays and Fridays at 4PM EDT on www.rfcradio.com. It may change your life……

I hate the word fascist. Most people who use the word have no idea what it is like to live in a country unfortunate enough to live under the thumb of one. How often has the word fascist been used by a liberal to describe a conservative? Bush is a fascist!  Cheney is a Fascist! McCain is a, oh wait they never said that. Even liberals know McCain isn’t a conservative.

Progressives worry that most conservatives are pro life AND Christian. They shout at us that we have no right to force our values on them. But I ask you, who are the people trying to change America and micromanage the way we live?

In California, libs want to ban black cars. (www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/26/AR2009032603316.html)

Progressives want to regulate the size of your car, because SUV’s are evil. (www.bansuvs.com)

Dems are the first to want to make sure you eat right. Their solution as always, more government regulation! Bye bye Trans-fats. (www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/pr2006/pr114-06.shtml)

While they are at it, you are fat and drink too much soda! So the libs want to tax it. Don’t worry though; the money will pay for health care for your fat ass. (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124208505896608647.html)

But wait, there’s more. Why not ban fast food restaurants all together?? (http://www.douglassreport.com/dailydose/dd200808/dd20080808a.html)

Hey stupid! Don’t listen to your iPod while you are walking. What are you an idiot?? (http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/4085)

Well if cigarettes don’t kill, the taxes on them will. Second hand smoke is bad, so progressives want to be able to tell you where you can smoke. Libs will even go so far as to try and ban you from smoking in your own home. (www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/09/13/BA1BS4NJH.DTL)

Speaking of homes, libs would like you to paint the roofs on your houses white for the good of the planet. (http://green.yahoo.com/news/afp/20090526/sc_afp/climatewarmingusbritainchu.html)

Dems would like to put a monitor in your home on your thermostat to track your energy use. (http://www.newswithviews.com/NWV-News/news26.htm)

Liberals want to ban right wing talk radio by passing the Fairness Doctrine. (http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0209/Sen_Harkin_We_need_the_Fairness_Doctrine_back_.html)

However, progressives will leap to the defense of a bitter old comedian making jokes about the rape of a child, because she is the spawn of a conservative they can’t stand. Remember libs are the champions of free speech, as long as they agree with you. (http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977712081)

Dems hate homeschooling. They would rather have your child go to a failing public school and be taught by a member of the NEA. If they can’t pass legislation to ban it, they will have an activist bench do their dirty work.    (www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=58053 )

I give you a typical day in Liberal America.  Imagine driving your non-black car that is the size of a golf cart to go pick up your three kids from a failing public school. Good luck getting the kids in your green Prius, maybe if they all hold their breath???

On the way home you want to buy some takeout food. Fast food is banned and so is trans-fat, whew thank you libs! Oh, if you want a soda with your non fast food meal, they will tax it to pay for universal health care. But if you ever get really sick you may die waiting to get treated, in which case they get to keep that money. It’s a win win!

In the car you can’t listen to conservative talk radio, which was banned because of the Fairness Doctrine. You will listen to NPR and like it comrade! Don’t worry; their special guest today is Reverend Wright.

As you pull into your condo with a roof painted white, you wonder what the temperature in your home will be. Remember, the government regulates that now. You would love to have a cigarette, but the smokers lounge for your condo community is in a cellar 3 blocks away. You don’t feel like walking that far without your iPod.

But at the end of the day,  you can sit down and enjoy David Letterman make jokes about the statutory rape of a 14 year old girl. We will always have that….

I will be speaking on a new media panel tomorrow at a great event. I took this post off of Duke over America that describes the festivities…

Keeping the momentum going forward with TEA

By T. LaDuke on Jun 9, 2009 in Nancy pelosi, RFC RADIO, Uncategorized |

Ladies and Gentleman

There is something happening in the state of Michigan that is actually good.

What is that you ask?

Why it’s the Michigan Tea Party Convention that is happening this Saturday June 13th in Holt,Michigan. ( Just south of Lansing).

Continuing the momentum from the Tea parties on Tax day The New Patriot Revolution has organized a gathering of some of the best and brightest minds to discuss and mingle with those citizens who are concerned about the direction the country and the state are currently taking.

Please take a  look at the site right here…http://www.teapartyconvention.com/ I hope you will be able to join like minded patriots from around the state to start taking the state and the country back from out of control spending bureaucrats from ACROSS the political spectrum.

Well kids it is finally here. Thomas LaDuke begins to take over RFC Radio with his new show, Duke Over America. It will air Wednesdays at 9PM eastern and replay Thursdays at 9AM. Here is the show description, ripped directly from the RFC Radio website…..

Duke over America is the newest addition to the RFC radio lineup and is hosted by Thomas LaDuke & co-hosted by Fingers Malloy of the RFC radio show  The Snark Factor with Fingers Malloy.

The show is a fast moving informative program filled with our views on what is insane and humorous about the world we live in.Occasionally we will have guests and experts on to share their take on the events changing our country and the world.

We take a no holds barred approach to the issues of the day, and if we take any prisoners we will WATERBOARD them!!

Please tune in and find out why Duke over America is ” Conservatism not hiding in a bunker.”

 

So let me get this straight, a famous abortion doctor gets brutally murdered in cold blood by some nut job and the White House releases a statement before his body is cold. An Army recruiter is murdered in cold blood by a Muslim extremist and it takes the White House two days to release a half assed statement about how the President is saddened.

I will ignore how the media had to know the background and ties to any pro-life groups that the abortion doctor murderer had, but didn’t seem to be very curious about the Army recruiter murder, or the murder suspect. I am much more ticked off that the White House holds an abortion doctor in higher esteem than a soldier in the United States Army. I am not surprised, just ticked off.

But I wonder what they would have done if the abortion doctor had been wearing an Army uniform when he was murdered? What if he was an abortion doctor AND an Army reservist one weekend a month? What would the White House have done?  Would the Obama Administration release a statement right away? Because he performed late term abortions, he is a hero on the ultra-left. But releasing a statement condemning a soldier’s murder too soon would anger Code Pink. What’s a socialist President to do?

 Alas we will never know. The only clues we have for my hypothetical scenario are the times of the two press releases. One man was a hero to many liberals; the other was an American hero. May God bless Pvt. William Long and his family. I pray for Pvt. Quinton Ezeagwula, who was wounded in the attack, to have a speedy recovery.

FYI, the press release about the attack on the Army recruitment office is no longer on the White House website. The statement on Dr. Tiller’s murder is still there for you to read. Go figure……….