Rep. Eric Massa was on Glenn Beck’s TV show today and made even more wild accusations regarding White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s recent behavior. Nobody at The Snark Factor was watching, but we believe these were the 6 most shocking statements made during the Glenn Beck show by Rep. Massa.

1. Rahm taped the 2008 World Series without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

2. Emanuel kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

3. Rahm hid the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

4. Emanuel has a tramp stamp tattoo of Nancy Pelosi’s face (Massa saw it in the shower.)

5. Rahm is the President of the Mr. Belvedere fan club.

6. Emanuel owns every Spice Girls CD and once called the group “the voice of my generation.”

Serious allegations; some of which may call for a special prosecutor. I will investigate the accuracy of these charges until I take a nap.

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“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. “He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.”

This is not the first time Rahm has appeared naked somewhere to yell obsentities at some unsuspecting rube. Luckily The Snark Factor has compiled a list of six other occasions when Emanuel came unglued in the buff.

1. In 1994, a then naked Rahm Emanuel attacked Nancy Kerrigan with a crowbar, hitting her in the knee. Jeff Gillooly, who was later charged with the crime was heard by the New York Times to say “I’m just a patsy.”

2. Naked Emanuel was seen running from the grassy knoll of Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963. Oliver Stone documents this in his Sequal to JFK; Kennedy II, The Wrath of Kahn.

3. Cheeky Rahm was the real driver of O.J.’s Ford Bronco. He jumped from the vehicle and AC Cowlings took the wheel after Rahm spotted a GAP outlet store.

4. Randy Rahm was spotted beating Reginald Denny during the LA riots in 1992. To be fair, he was wearing a towel this time.

5. In 2009, Naked Rahm was spotted beating three teenage girls outside of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, before leaving the scene with 3 Jonas Bothers Concert tickets.

6. Randy Rahm ripped Janet Jackson’s shirt during the Super Bowl XXVIII Halftime show. CBS claimed that both Janet’s shirt ripping and Rahm not wearing a towel were ” wardrobe malfunctions.”

Kathy Griffin went up to Alaska to make fun of Sarah Palin. We will be ripping Kathy a new one here soon, but until then I ask you:

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